I'll start it off...

Mick and Paddy on a cruise,
Mick says "where is everyone tonight?",
Paddy replies "there probably watching that band downstairs"
Mick shouts "there is no bloody band"
Paddy replies "i'm sure i heard the annoucer say "a band on ship"

Breaktime's nearly over. Back to your desk, now

thankyou for your posistive input..i'd like to resume to topic please.

well as far as a topic about jokes goes it was pretty off topic so asking for a resume to topic is taking the mick a bit. Unless that is a joke in itself in which case I applaud you sir for your biting satire.

I entered an Erection tournament but only got to the semis.

and I'd like you to be quiet, face the front and pay attention.

What a pity, they did away with corporal punishment.

Back on topic though....stolen from the Sin Bin.....
When I was a lad, my mum and dad used to cover me in cream and cherries......it was tough growing up in the gateaux

this has got to be the most laim attempt of a topic i have seen on any forum in my life ... heres my jokes ... a man walked into a bar ... what did he say ? (answer) - ouch ... do u see what im getting at this joke is as pointless as this topic !!

......but not as pointless as you. Stop it now, or you'll be in detention with the Mods, until the Whit half term

im pointles haha im a kid havin fun your a grown man mate go and do summt useful with ya life

strewth, the Tory/Lib Dems have got a MASSIVE challenge dealing with youth/education issues

To be fair he does have a point.
It is the adults who spend all day posting on the forum who should be questioning themselves more than the kids



I'm currently questioning myself

Jesus wept.