My dog does a summersalt every time Hull FC score a try.
Sometimes he does two summersalts if i kick him hard enough.

rafael benitez is praying to the good lord about his team being on the verge of being booted out of the champions league and not doing to great in the domestic league..when he hears the good lord say do not worry my child come forth and i will save you...come forth we`ll be lucky to finish 8th

1) I was out on the park last night with the dog,
and i couldn't belive my eyes there it was, a Wigan RLFC season ticket nailed to a tree i quickly grabbed it and hurried home.

I mean you can never have to many nails.

2) Whats the difference between a Man U fan lying dead on the middle of the road and a dog lying dead in the middle of the road?
= Skid marks infront of the dog.

Wasnt that the old newcastle joke?

What do you get if you cross a firework and a dinosaur?

Dinomite

Michael Jackon's film has been rated PG. I see he still isn't trusted alone with children.