yes you are typhoid mary, stay in for at least 6 months eating only tinned soup and deficating in a bucket whilst watching re runs of the simpsons.

when you eventually re emerge into the "real world" you will discover warrington have won the challenge cup and coventry is no longer the place to be sent to when being ignored! good luck

GMTV had a news report this morning wondering why the Americans have got no coverage of the Swine Flue pandemic. They were wondering if it's just the UK making a meal out of things.

The simple answer is that the Yanks are too wrapped up in their own self importance to report on things anywhere else.

And just on a side note..........bring back TV-AM. I miss it. :'(

the Barsterd yanks who do they think they are ???

they should be going freakin mental over a cough a temperature and sore throat like us and the Chinese....... the disrespectful bleeders

they want to shut schools ive read today....Ive got an idea shut the bleedin "swine flu helplines"

and make posters that say :

"got the Flu ?.......not an OAP ?
then Feck off and stop wasting our time

Got A big Boil on your tallywhacker
then Come in by all means we'll have a look at that...."



anyone got the Health Secretary's number i could be on to a winner here