I missed these. Although I do tend to wear hoodies underneath my shirt most of the time. I also tend not to pay full whack for shirts and wait for the prices to come down, which is why I wear older shirts most of the time.

Still, it's been a while since you had me doing anything entertaining on the pitch.

Chuck mini rugby balls out to the crowd, or condoms as it will saves us 18plus years of bother.

Hi There Lee.

No, I can confirm that I'm fine. Material wise, it'll probably run out at a similar time to when you stop 'slipping into' Cockers, so there's a little while to go yet, so worry yourself not.

Now, off you go. Cockers wants you to gobble him.

That's because you relinquished the HT duties. You left it to the very capable Rob, who I must say for me, just oozes the word 'Dude' whenever I see him. It's like, if Terminator had met him, it'd be a totally different movie.

"I need your glasses, your .... actually, just the glasses. They're awesome."

I like to think Arnie would ask for a bottle of the blue and a bottle of the yellow spray on hair dye while he was at it.

You can see him now, kicking at the crossbar, missing by inches, then turning round to Rob saying "I'll be back". He'll wander down the tunnel and come back with a couple of machine guns, decimating the crossbar.