I didnt know Keith Lemon was a Solly fan!

Any body know what the lad was saying before 'oush', couldnt make it out?

Think it was " please don't throw me out Mr steward. I'm sorry for being a knob"

Last night was embarassing, a group of lads about 15-18 acting like total bell ends who had all drank far to many WKDS, all pushing/arguing with each other none of them actually watch the game and then they sing songs about there fat mate "pearson" when no1 else could a flying fu*ck. Con club after the game was embarassing cas teens vs salford teens both saying how hard they were behing a 6ft metal spiked gate. Everyone who knows me know i like a good drink and sing song and at times loose my head but id never dream of acting like some of them do, they think there funny and just look like complete tits.

Worrying thing is there the new breed of fans coming through.

And it was "Magic word"

My son thought they were hilarious.

He's 10.

Says it all really

someone didn't share the white lightening fairly

I'm fat pearson

i think i owe a few apologies out! Not much of which i remember as was celebrating my birthday but, in all honesty, somebody else not in our group threw the pint over us, so it all kicked off then!

The con club afterwards arguing against fans i was out of order! and i laugh at how immature it was, though acting a tit is 2nd nature to me! haha!

The "Whats The Magic Word" came from when somebody downed a drink quickly long story...


But we was told the reason we got chucked out was because The RFL Commisioner who was at the game didn't like our volume/tone during the game

So once again i'm sincerely apologetic for last nights antics, looks like i won't be drinking that much again in a while!

And to The Original Red Devils, its not fat its all relaxed muscle!

To be fair to you pal you're a bigger person on here than most for your honesty so I applaud you for that. One thing I would say to you and your fellow mates who stand together on the left side of the red army is please come over and take your apprenticeships in crowd etiquette and song singing + timing, as well as choosing the right song at the right occassion before you carry on with the nonsense you currently sprout. I have stood in 'the singing section' for 30+ years and unlike a lot I am still an original who has never changed his spot and I know when and when not to start a song. Its like everything - fail to prepare and you prepare to fail, just like is happenning at present with your lot. We all want whats best for Salford like I've stated before, so come and learn how its done right before alienating the whole shed like has been happenning for way too long now. When you can start a song at the right time in the right tune and at the right decible level, then my friend you have passed your apprenticeship, currently your lot are failing everytime.

I don't mind taking a bit of Sh*it, its not going to be something i've never heard before haha!

To the song singing, if we don't sing people complain about atmospheres and when we do we got a moaning off the stewards, ok i agree some songs can be affensive and used VERY ineffectively!
When i do start songs off etc, people sing along, last week i had to sit in the disabled section with a broken leg (Which last night made no difference the kind stewards didn't care and pushed me all the way out without my crutches) It must of been a sh*it atmosphere for anyone who weren't as drunk as i was.

and im sure a apprenticeship i can keep trying, and until i lose my voice usually around 60th minute, i'll shout my head off!
The stewards also said and i quote "stop being so passionate, otherwise your out" this probably made the drunken bunch i was with a bit worse.
I'm lucky i'm still allowed in to the games after they pushed me out when i shouldn't walk on my leg and didn't expect a retaliation from me some of the stewards are utter pri*cks though i'm sure it was hard work and they had enough last night

Anyway, its good to know about timing and stuff, i am going to not sing a word the next home game and listen to the rest of the crowd. stage 1 of the 'apprenticeship'

Finally! see you all either at Crusaders or Next home game!

I'm going to end this with OOOSH! haha!

I applaud you BR1 for coming on here & holding your hands up you wont go far wrong following the "shed etiquitte"from black cat KOTS etc keep it up

We arnt saying don't sing just pick a song relevant to what is going on the field not for example " easy easy " when its the 1st try of the game and we are 6-0 up your setting yourself up for a fall and doing the cheering every tackle when we are less than a 2 scores infront one slip from our defence and again its egg on the sheds face.
Finally the one that annoys the most we support salford so let's try and sing about ourselves if the game is tight and we are looking leggy the last thing our players want is the shed winding our opposition up, sing about us might put half a yard back in the tank which is the difference between winning and losing.

And now the positive bit.....

You have got big numbers on your side of the shed and your very vocal all the time , much bigger than us if we are honest, mostly because people have vacated n gone to the jeb end for a quieter life, few years down the line when u know the score we might even have a bit of banter that's if you havnt moved over to our side and you have been replaced by the next generation so the cycle of shed preservaton society and the young ones can start again.

Also magic word thing I thought was creative but its an "in " thing like us singing about Norris Cole and Gt on the dole, your song but " get into them" and "BOOM" might work a little better

Now, now Shirl, Martin has never set a song off or a good example for that matter so don't apologise to him

BR1, your quite welcome to stand with me, tell me what you want to sing next and if appropriate we'll bellow it out together! If its not quite appropriate I'll let you know, I'll belt one out at the right time and you'll learn from then, its not a lesson its an understanding!

Most important, watch the friggin game and you'll know whats what!

Good post Bobby.