He is a journalist, but he's no John Pilger. He's more of a one man Statler and Waldorf: "Salford are playing well" ... "Well, not too badly." ... "Poor opposition though." ... "They're struggling without a coach." ... "They've hardly any coaching staff." ... "People keep leaving." ... "The news from the club is always bad." ... "CLUB IN CRISIS! CLUB IN CRISIS!"

You're just getting all negative because you keep missing the victories.

Were you hiding on Saturday or did you not sit with the Salford fans?

Did you see the size of the crowd? There was nowhere to hide.

but the Sky camera man couldn't find you

The cameraman found our feet when the General scored actually!

looked away, not got a foot fetish