Does he even realise that it's not a real court and the bloke isn't a real judge?

from what I've heard of the program (from a friend of a friend who's been on it

) any settlements "awarded" are paid by ITV.

If true then both are winners Beaumont gets his £5,000 and Koukash gets ITV to pay it.

And they both have a day fooling around on Telly.... winner.....

I don't care if the thread is a troll, I don't care who pay's what to who, or why, or even if its a real court a tv court or a tennis court,......I just wanna see it..

What a bell he is. Mario must not have much to entertain himself with.
Mario's Saturday night out
Post rubbish on tinternet, pot noodle for tea, w4nk and bed. Posts are becoming more and more laughable. Lovely touch that he uses CAPS locks for his key phrase.

Yeah, ages ago.

Reminds me of a friend you haven't seen in years and as a greeting you say to them "hi pal, how's it going".... then you get 3 hours about his health, his goldfish being eaten by the cat etc etc