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when the tournament is held in the Southern Hemisphere, England have only ever managed to come dead last.
It’s going to be different this year though, right? Wrong. England suck.
The England coach is none other than former Hull, Bradford, Wakefield and Huddersfield back row forward, Steve McNamara.
Those clubs again: Hull, Bradford, Wakefield, Huddersfield. Doesn’t fill you with inspiration does it? Now all those clubs have won some serious silverware over the years, but whilst Steve was playing there? You guessed it: zero.
But his record as a coach is much better, right? Wrong. Steve took the reins of his former club, the Bradford Bulls, in April 2006. At the time, Bradford were the current reigning Super League and World Club Champions, but with the McNamara Midas touch, the fortunes of Bradford plummeted faster than the popularity of Jimmy Saville.
Your Squad:
Most of your squad is related to each other in some way, and you’ll find more tattoos here than a backstreet Featherstone brothel.
The squad resembles a dysfunctional boy band on steroids.
If you play in Australia, you earn automatic selection. The only one who doesn’t is Luke Burgess, and that’s because he was the novelty 4th wheel on the Burgess brothers marketing vehicle at the Rabbitohs. His life expectancy at the Bunnies just dramatically reduced with Sam’s departure.