Ive been given the duty of arranging some fun and games for our team in a comp.

I could do with some help from all you guys if possible.

Firstly we have to have an "item" that has to be on us at all times, I not then there is a penaulty forfeit.

Now its light hearted fun, not shaving off eyebrows etc...

So any ideas on items to have, and the penalty??
So who;s got any good ideas!

Feed them to sharks.

SPRAY TANS - the oranger the better, fairly cheap, really embarrassing and non permanent.

A whipping.

Done this before . Must , at all times , be carrying a bean . Forfeit is that on the next lads night out anyone who has been caught at any time without a bean has to eat a tin of cold baked beans before they are allowed a drink .
Anyone taking part in the challenge can demand to see any other participant's bean at any time . Only one forfeit (tin of beans) per person per game . You get caught once and you are a loser . But you are still allowed to challenge other members of the game .
Would advise agreeing on the size of the tins of beans , and a time for completion of the game prior to the night out .

Done two of these.

One was when the Akkies went to Nantes two years ago. We did the "Bear Call". Everybody had a teddy bear. You had to protect your bear. If you didn't have your bear at the time of the bear call (up to the designated bear caller), then you had to see off whatever drink you had. First person to lose there bear... me! (I fell asleep on the plane and didn't quite realise that when they said "protect your bear" that other people would be trying to steal it from me!). But you can steal other people's bears to even it up. I've still got one of them, and the French ladies REALLY wanted them for some reason, which is always an advantage!

Another one I've done on an 18-30s holiday was where you had to try and keep a biscuit. Can't remember how that one worked as I broke mine before we even got to the first bar!

Simply washing line peg. Must be attached to your Shirt / Tee Shirt at all times or forfeit is a pint in one. The Peg Master can decide which side the peg should be worn (Left or Right) and can issue forfeits at his wish for not correctly displaying your peg. You can complicate further if you wish with different colours (if you use plastics pegs) by the Peg Master issueing different instructions to the wearers of different colour pegs.
Then there is always the "Golf Ball". If you are "Golf Balled" ie the Golf Ball placed in your pint you must down what ever is left in your glass in one. The golf ball is then yours to place into someone else's pint.
Tip - I find drinking bottles of Budweiser a safe way of avoiding the golf ball as you can't get a golf ball into the neck of a bottle.

Naked mile's a particularly humiliating forfeit

A variation on the peg thing we did in NZ was that everyone had a peg but you could clip yours on to someone else. If done without them knowing they cop the forfeit. But if they catch you it's you who does the forfeit. So it's more risky. Other ones were just saying certain banned words or even using any words that start with a certain letter. Of course most forfeits were just drink related, pushups or at worst some kind of nude activity. None of which appeal to me.

It's easier to use a 10p than a golf ball. Makes less mess!

The French didn't quite understand the game when they came to visit us last year and just kept putting coins in people's drinks and expecting them to down it. Everyone did to be fair, and it was a great night! Especially since it was £1 a pint happy hour and it made it easier to buy the next pint when someone's just put £1 in yours!

That's more for beer circles I've found, otherwise it becomes too difficult to enforce.

In the past, we've found the hardest words to ban were swear words and the word "drink". You can't "drink your drink". You've got to "consume your beverage". Pretty hard to not say the D-word when that's all you're doing!