refereeing a footy final against 13 cheating soap dodgers

Who said Aussies havent got a sense of humour

the Aussies not planning on naming any subs then?

did they put in a call to PM Kevin Rudd (the only Aussie to be able to count to 20) to find out what number came after 13 but he was drinking beer and fiddling with sheep so they got Kevin Rudd the head of the RLEF who decided to take the p1ss out of them?

That's kind of you Aussies to only play with 13 men and lets us have 17. Ta.

Arent ABBA still number one in Ockerland? Backward ba$tard$.

Mr and Mrs Hayne had a good sense of humour naming their son Shayne.

they didnt you fool

Didn't what? Have a sense of humour or name him Shane?

He was born Kevin Hayne

How's Murdoch doing these days ?

So he actually decided to call himself Shane?

ShaYne

With a 'Y'