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[i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in, You take your Brownie out, You put your Bennett in, And you make it to the 8, You do the Oki Chokie, And you get knocked out, Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t] [quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t] [quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t] [quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t] NEW COMPETITION COMING SOON!! YOU COULD BE THE NEXT BARRY McKENZIE!! WATCH THIS SPACE!! Barry McKenzie can be contacted at aussielegendbaz@gmail.com:45452.jpg



Quote: Rooster Booster ""BONZA"

oh please.

So sad.'"



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You would have to be an Aussie to get it

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Have you heard of the internet? I believe there are places on it that extensively review hotels and B&Bs.

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ahh but he wants to know where YOU will be staying: it wasn't rape, it was suprise sex eh barrington

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As RLFans biggest end sat in the back of the car stuck in yet another hold up silently cursing the day he ever came to the UK

At last, something we can all agree on!

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Quote: Barry_McKenzie "


I bought an aussie passport on ebay. I also got a native plant and a lamington.

Lamingtons are an Australian cake. You may want to use this term in the future to make you look more Australian. Also add more OTT terms like Ripper!!! Beauty Mate and Mad as a cut snake to your ensemble.

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ive never heard some of the terms barry uses, but the actually living in australia means that what you hear differs from what people put on wikipedia

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bonza idea?
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RB is right.

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Keep on posting Barry,I'm enjoying the banter between you and the Pommie Army,..keep stirring them up, I can feel their "hot air" rising,you seem to be copeing alright without help from other Aussies so I will leave you to bash the excretia out of them,...if I feel you are in any way being traumatised by them...(unlikely) I will join you,I love extracting the urine out of the poms,they are such "easybeats" to stir.

[sizeOZZIE OZZIE OZZIE, OI OI OI.[/size

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Quote: Bennyfishel "Keep on posting Barry,I'm enjoying the banter between you and the Pommie Army,..keep stirring them up, I can feel their "hot air" rising,you seem to be copeing alright without help from other Aussies so I will leave you to bash the excretia out of them,...if I feel you are in any way being traumatised by them...(unlikely) I will join you,I love extracting the urine out of the poms,they are such "easybeats" to stir.

[sizeOZZIE OZZIE OZZIE, OI OI OI.[/size'"



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He's a pom.

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Quote: Rooster Booster "

the guy you quoted has 11 posts and has the motto of the ARU in his avatar.

im guessing its another alias.

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[i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in, You take your Brownie out, You put your Bennett in, And you make it to the 8, You do the Oki Chokie, And you get knocked out, Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t] [quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t] [quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t] [quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t] NEW COMPETITION COMING SOON!! YOU COULD BE THE NEXT BARRY McKENZIE!! WATCH THIS SPACE!! Barry McKenzie can be contacted at aussielegendbaz@gmail.com:45452.jpg



Quote: dally messenger "the guy you quoted has 11 posts and has the motto of the ARU in his avatar.'"



Nothing gets past you does it champ?? icon_mrgreen.gif

Ever considered a career as a private detective?

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[i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in, You take your Brownie out, You put your Bennett in, And you make it to the 8, You do the Oki Chokie, And you get knocked out, Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t] [quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t] [quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t] [quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t] NEW COMPETITION COMING SOON!! YOU COULD BE THE NEXT BARRY McKENZIE!! WATCH THIS SPACE!! Barry McKenzie can be contacted at aussielegendbaz@gmail.com:45452.jpg



Quote: dally messenger "ive never heard some of the terms barry uses'"



Well no...you probably wouldnt have.

Thats because you are British.


You see Dally....us Aussies often use words and phrases like 'Bonza' 'Flat out like a lizard drinking' 'Dunny' Rooted' 'Carked' 'Troppo' etc etc........in a sort of 'p*ss take' type way....in other words thats the way the rest of the world percieve us to talk....so we talk that way for a bit of a laugh amongst ourselves.

So you just stick to copying and pasting links to random topics about Aussie footy (probably from your little one bedroomed housing commission flat somewhere near Leeds) and pretending to come from the greatest little country on the planet.

Burwood? And this from a bloke who had never even heard of the Blue Mountains icon_lol.gif

Carry on 'Dally'

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