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[i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in,
You take your Brownie out,
You put your Bennett in,
And you make it to the 8,
You do the Oki Chokie,
And you get knocked out,
Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t]
[quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
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| Quote: Dreamer "There is no doubt that Morley caught him a beauty, but the bigger question for me is; would the english ref have sent him off if he had been Australian? Even more interesting; would and Australian ref have sent an Australian off?
I'm not fishing - its a genuine concern.'"
Its all hypothetical because unlike Adrian 'High shot' Moreley Aussie players know how to play the game and can usually keep their shots below head height.
Sadly poor old Adrian never quite grasped the concept and ultimately paid the price when the Chooks sent him back to England as he spent too much time suspended or injured because of his poor techniques
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| Quote: Barry_McKenzie "Its all hypothetical because unlike Adrian 'High shot' Moreley Aussie players know how to play the game and can usually keep their shots below head height.
Sadly poor old Adrian never quite grasped the concept and ultimately paid the price when the Chooks sent him back to England as he spent too much time suspended or injured because of his poor techniques
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In Australia anything below the temple is not considered a high tackle
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[i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in,
You take your Brownie out,
You put your Bennett in,
And you make it to the 8,
You do the Oki Chokie,
And you get knocked out,
Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t]
[quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
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| Quote: Hopie "In Australia anything below the temple is not considered a high tackle'"
I assume that good looking lad Danny Brough played his entire career in Australia then??
His forehead resembles the front end of an Intercity 125 train
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No, he's just ugly because he's from Yorkshire.
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All things aside though, it was actually a bloody good hit that Morley put in, but it cost us.
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I have only been wrong once and thats because I thought I was wrong but I was wrong I was right!
Petty authoritarians aren’t man enough to challenge the actions of a person face to face; instead they incite a forum of rumour, innuendo and half truths, and impose rude sanctions to discourage those who dare question fairness.
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[i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in,
You take your Brownie out,
You put your Bennett in,
And you make it to the 8,
You do the Oki Chokie,
And you get knocked out,
Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t]
[quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
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| Quote: Scooter Nik "All things aside though, it was actually a bloody good hit that Morley put in, but it cost us.'"
Well.. except it wasn't good.
It got him sent off.
If it had been a good shot it would have been legal. But then thats ultimately what cost him his NRL career.
The thing that made it for me was seeing poor Adrian sooking his eyes out in the dressing room afterwards 
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I have only been wrong once and thats because I thought I was wrong but I was wrong I was right!
Petty authoritarians aren’t man enough to challenge the actions of a person face to face; instead they incite a forum of rumour, innuendo and half truths, and impose rude sanctions to discourage those who dare question fairness.
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| Quote: Barry_McKenzie
Real hard man he was eh?? '"]
Just ask all the Aussies he's owned, I'm sure they'll confide in a fellow countryman like you
The original point was that an aussie ref would not have sent off an aussie player in the same circumstances. "
Just ask all the Aussies he's owned, I'm sure they'll confide in a fellow countryman like you
The original point was that an aussie ref would not have sent off an aussie player in the same circumstances. |
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[i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in,
You take your Brownie out,
You put your Bennett in,
And you make it to the 8,
You do the Oki Chokie,
And you get knocked out,
Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t]
[quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
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| Quote: Dreamer "The original point was that an aussie ref would not have sent off an aussie player in the same circumstances.'"
Why not? |
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I have only been wrong once and thats because I thought I was wrong but I was wrong I was right!
Petty authoritarians aren’t man enough to challenge the actions of a person face to face; instead they incite a forum of rumour, innuendo and half truths, and impose rude sanctions to discourage those who dare question fairness.
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| Quote: Barry_McKenzie "Quote: Barry_McKenzie "The original point was that an aussie ref would not have sent off an aussie player in the same circumstances.'"
Why not?'"
I'll be diplomatic and say that they allow their inbred national pride and desire to win colour their judgement  |
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[i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in,
You take your Brownie out,
You put your Bennett in,
And you make it to the 8,
You do the Oki Chokie,
And you get knocked out,
Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t]
[quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
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| Quote: Dreamer "I'll be diplomatic and say that they allow their inbred national pride and desire to win colour their judgement ![]()
In that case I'll also be diplomatic and say that even if an Aussie ref had sent off one of our second rowers in the 2008 RLWC match at Melbourne we would probably still have won by 52 -4
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Don't know about sending offs, but this must be one of the fastest tries ever.
rlSwinton demonstrate wonderful ball fielding abilities and concede after 8.8 seconds against Rochdale a week or two ago.rl
If that's not permitted, search for "Fastest Rugby Try Danny Samuel" on the usual site.
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I have only been wrong once and thats because I thought I was wrong but I was wrong I was right!
Petty authoritarians aren’t man enough to challenge the actions of a person face to face; instead they incite a forum of rumour, innuendo and half truths, and impose rude sanctions to discourage those who dare question fairness.
Anon.:simpsons/simp048.gif |
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| Quote: Barry_McKenzie "In that case I'll also be diplomatic and say that even if an Aussie ref had sent off one of our second rowers in the 2008 RLWC match at Melbourne we would probably still have won by 52 -4'"
Same old Barry, loose a debate then change the subject.
PS what is the [iour[/i, you're british  |
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| The convict was nearly on he's knees when Mozza cracked him, Ganson i think it was had an ideal oppertunity again to make a name for himself and send him of for a perfectly good tackle  ! |
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When I played under 16's I was sent of after 7 seconds for fighting
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