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| Quote: Barry_McKenzie "Thats 12 hours of my life I will never get back '"
That's not saying much is it? 12 x 0 is ............ well, nothing. So nothing lost. Take some food for when you're stuck on our motorways - we don't regard roadkill as haute cuisine over here. |
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Luck is a combination of preparation and opportunity
Just to avoid confusion Starbug is the username of Steven Pike
SOMEBODY SAID that it couldn’t be done
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| Quote: littlerich "That's not saying much is it? 12 x 0 is ............ well, nothing. So nothing lost. Take some food for when you're stuck on our motorways - we don't regard roadkill as haute cuisine over here.'"
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[i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in,
You take your Brownie out,
You put your Bennett in,
And you make it to the 8,
You do the Oki Chokie,
And you get knocked out,
Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t]
[quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
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| Quote: littlerich "That's not saying much is it? 12 x 0 is ............ well, nothing. So nothing lost. Take some food for when you're stuck on our motorways - we don't regard roadkill as haute cuisine over here.'"
Barry McKenzie can only assume that from that comment you havent sampled the delightful 'Chunky Steak' pie at Birchanger Green Services on the M11 near Stansted Airport 
Road Kill at 'Haute Cuisine' prices |
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| Quote: Barry_McKenzie "Barry McKenzie can only assume that from that comment you havent sampled the delightful 'Chunky Steak' pie at Birchanger Green Services on the M11 near Stansted Airport ![]()
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This may have been asked before, but if Oz is so superior to GB, why don't you live there. Surely this would be best for everyone?
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| Quote: nottinghamtiger "This may have been asked before, but if Oz is so superior to GB, why don't you live there. Surely this would be best for everyone?'"
Allegedly he's been asked over here because they don't have the skilled workforce here for his particular job. Personally, i think the Zoological Society of London asked him to come over for their marsupial breeding program. |
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| Quote: nottinghamtiger "This may have been asked before, but if Oz is so superior to GB, why don't you live there. Surely this would be best for everyone?'"
He's not an aussie.
He's an old regular user who's changed name and got a bit wackier |
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I'm doing some mature studying in Willesden, Dudden Hill Lane up to Neasden shopping centre is always bad in the rush hour. I walk the last mile purely because it's quicker than the traffic crawl.
London traffic is W---
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Move on, nothing to read here.
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Barry
It's just London that's crap. Took me 80 minutes to get from Craven Cottage to the M4 the other Saturday.
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[b:34xc0vwf]Doubt everything, even this[/b:34xc0vwf]:1357.jpg |
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| Quote: Oldham Rhino "Barry
It's just London that's crap. Took me 80 minutes to get from Craven Cottage to the M4 the other Saturday.'"
That's nothing. Apparently it takes Barry six hours to drive from Dollis Hill (London) to "London". Though I'm not sure what route he's taking if he covers 210 miles doing it.
Quote: Oldham Rhino "from Dollis Hill to London is about 210 miles. Given pommie driving conditions this will take about 6 hours '" |
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[i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in,
You take your Brownie out,
You put your Bennett in,
And you make it to the 8,
You do the Oki Chokie,
And you get knocked out,
Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t]
[quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
NEW COMPETITION COMING SOON!! YOU COULD BE THE NEXT BARRY McKENZIE!! WATCH THIS SPACE!!
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| Quote: tb "That's nothing. Apparently it takes Barry six hours to drive from Dollis Hill (London) to "London". Though I'm not sure what route he's taking if he covers 210 miles doing it.
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Arrrrrrrgh
I meant Hull |
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"BONZA"
oh please.
So sad.
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| Quote: littlerich "That's not saying much is it? 12 x 0 is ............ well, nothing. So nothing lost. Take some food for when you're stuck on our motorways - we don't regard roadkill as haute cuisine over here.'"
thats actually very funny. ill pay that |
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| Quote: Dico "He's not an aussie.
He's an old regular user who's changed name and got a bit wackier'"
He is a obsessive weirdo who needs help from a professional. If only he was actually funny it would be tolerable. |
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