Because "tigerade" said you were chief immigration officer at Manchester International Airport. He was suggesting that you vet passports. He must have been lying then.

For those who accused me of thinking that Gregory Bird will be a "saviour" for the Catalans, who can win silverware on his own, I say that I recognise that rugby league is a team game, and any one star needs a powerful team to support him. Johnathan Thurston has such a strong team at North Queenslnd. Catalans still has to plug a couple of holes in its roster if it is to become a champion team.

Most particularly the number 6 shirt has to be filled not by an 18 year old potential star, Lucas Albert, but by an established mature talent. Todd Carney was supposed to perform that role, but between injuries and off field misbehaviour, he failed to realise expectations. I would hope that Thomas Bosc could wear the number 6 shirt until Lucas Albert is a little more mature, or else another talent can be found Down Under. Lucas Albert should be ready to shine as an exceptional talent in a couple of years.

No. It doesn't.

Just for starters, that would mean no passport would be able to carry the married name of a woman but would have to bear her maiden name.

And then there's the issue of legally changing your name.

Now, this has all become a tad stupid and off topic, so it's being locked.

I suggest that you all read a soon-to-be-posted sticky at the top of this forum.