Quote: hi de hi "Are you amember of the Communist Party by any chance?'"
No. But I think most Telegraph readers would happily accept that they are indeed the voice of the Tory party in the constituencies. If any of their readers were unaware of that, I'd be genuinely concerned for their intelligence. Although given the average age of Telegraph readers, I suppose dementia isn't uncommon.
If you're in any doubt, feel free to find any Telegraph article which is to the left of David Cameron, since he took over leadership. MOst Torygraph readers seem to think he's some sort of trendy pinko who's in-hock to those frothing commies in the, er, LibDems.