My dear, dear children, please predict these fixtures within the timeframe that I hereby stipulate to be before the hour of 3pm on the day of the lord Sunday 10th July.

Batley Hamsters v Featherstone Gibbons
Bradford Illuminati v Whitehaven Parsnips
Leigh Biscuits v Halifax Aortas
London Horseflesh v Sheffield Liverflukes
Oldham Yoghurt v Swinton Disaster
Workington Flaps v Dewsbury Whimsy
Tie-break: Total pointies in the roundy

Batley by 4
Bradford by 22
Leigh by 2
London by 14
Swinton by 4
Dewsbury by 8
Tie-break: 252

Batley v Featherstone ..... Batley by 8
Bradford v Whitehaven ..... Bulls by 48
Leigh v Halifax ..... Fax by 4
London v Sheffield ..... London by 30
Oldham v Swinton ..... Swinton by 6
Workington v Dewsbury ..... Workington by 10
Tie-break266

Featherstone 2
Bradford 34
Halifax 2
London 16
Oldham 2
Dewsbury 4
Tie: 236

Batley v Featherstone ..... Batley by 10
Bradford v Whitehaven ..... Bulls by 22
Leigh v Halifax ..... Leigh by 8
London v Sheffield ..... London by 20
Oldham v Swinton ..... Oldham by 4
Workington v Dewsbury ..... Dewsbury by 12
Tie-break: 254

I always thought everyone referred to Leigh as The Mighty Leythers.

Batley by 6.
Bradford by 28.
Leigh by 12.
London by 24
Oldham by 6
Dews by 4.

Points,234.

Fave job.Goat Herder.
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Batley v Featherstone ..... Fev by 2
Bradford v Whitehaven ..... Bulls by 30
Leigh v Halifax ..... Leigh by 12
London v Sheffield ..... London by 24
Oldham v Swinton ..... Oldham by 12
Workington v Dewsbury ..... Workington by 12
Tie-break: 260

Batley v Featherstone ........ Fev by 6
Bradford v Whitehaven ....... Bulls by 18
Leigh v Halifax ................... Leigh by 8
London v Sheffield ............. London by 24
Oldham v Swinton .............. Swinton by 8
Workington v Dewsbury ..... Dewsbury by 20

Tie-break: 276

Batley v Featherstone ..... Fev by 8
Bradford v Whitehaven ..... Bulls by 34
Leigh v Halifax ..... Leigh by 14
London v Sheffield ..... London by 28
Oldham v Swinton ..... Oldham by 18
Workington v Dewsbury ..... Rams by 12
Tie-break: 248

Batley .. by 7
Bulls by 18
Leigh .. by 14
London by 22
Oldham by 18
Dewsbury.. 14
Tie-break: 261

Batley v Featherstone ......... Fev by 6
Bradford v Whitehaven ........ Bulls by 42
Leigh v Halifax .................... Leigh by 18
London v Sheffield .............. London by 28
Oldham v Swinton .............. Oldham by 22
Workington v Dewsbury ...... Dewsbury by 18
Tie-break: 270

Batley v Featherstone, Batley by 16
Bradford v Whitehaven, Bulls by 26
Leigh v Halifax, Leigh by 10
London v Sheffield, London by 22
Oldham v Swinton, Swinton by 12
Workington v Dewsbury, Dewsbury by 12
Tie-break: 242

Batley v Featherstone ..... Batley by 10
Bradford v Whitehaven ..... Bulls by 24
Leigh v Halifax ..... Leigh by 12
London v Sheffield ..... London by 18
Oldham v Swinton ..... Oldham by 8
Workington v Dewsbury ..... Dewsbury by 6
Tie-break: 272

Batley v Featherstone - Batley by 8
Bradford v Whitehaven - Bulls by 14
Leigh v Halifax - Leigh by 12
London v Sheffield - London by 24
Oldham v Swinton - Swinton by 8
Workington v Dewsbury - Dewsbury by 16

Total points: 270

Featherstone by 4
Bradford by 22
Leigh by 16
London 20
Swinton by 1
Dewsbury by 8
Tie-break: 267