Reportedly he's in a bit of bother over discussing Ugandan relations with a canine.

If he gets hounded out of the NRL, maybe we could give him a kennel for a season until he's rehabilitated?

He would likely end up at a Super League team if he did want some exile for a bit. Wakey have been saying they want another half, so I'm sure they'd jump at the chance. A couple of other clubs would no doubt be interested too.

I was reading earlier though that it looks like he'll cop a hefty fine and lose the captaincy, but not get sacked.

Reading Wakey's board, doesn't sound like they would go with him as doesn't get on with BS.
Salford will inevitably be in for him as will Catalans. Think other teams are set at HB.

If we did get him it would be a brilliant signing, but can't see him dropping down to championship even if we are in a strong position SC wise. I would hope we are at least inquiring about signing him.

Video of what he did is on Facebook. To say there's been a massive media overreaction is an understatement. If he became available I hope we'd enquire but can't see him getting any worse than a club fine.

Would he be okay in the UK? Are the dogs here not attractive enough for him to do it again?

He'd be fine in Bradford. All the stray dogs are the main ingredient of a keema madras.

Magistrate: Mr. Smithers, you have pleaded guilty to sex with a labrador. This the court finds revolting. How low can you get?

Defendant: Chihuahua

Well, on Facebook the club have told 1863 members to keep an eye on their email tomorrow, so you never know

Jacks signing permanently would be my guess.

Ross says it's a new signing and will raise a few eyebrows...

people laughed and thought it was seriously wishful thinking when I suggested Peter Wallace should be a target!
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Never mind Wallace, if Pearce comes, Gromit would be nervous

You can't see me, but I'm applauding you from behind my keyboard. Bravo sir.