After her make over at Primark and Matlan she looks a fine woman. Plus she'll be worth a packet in six months.

but how is she to christa ackroyd?

She'll be about 20 million times more attractive after her album comes out

True. Also she got within punching distance of Simon Cowell and then didn't!
My money's on Darth Vader

DJ Talent!

When I say Britain you say Talent...

Is this Eddie Large's twin sister?

Get her signed up for t'pre-match entertainment.

She's the female equivalent of Pol Potts the bloke that was in charge of the Kmer Rouge, overseeing the mass murder of 1 third of the population of Cambodia and then went on to murder Nessun Dorma on Britain's Got Talent.

Subtle Comedy. A masterclass....

What an absolutely brilliant idea!

Plus she's local so the travel expenses will be minimal.

Come on, RFL, get yer fingers out

Mate, when you put your mind to it, you're a comedy genius, and that's a fact

No, I'm still laughing.

Must admit I heard her singing on the radio and decided to watch the Youtube clip, the first and only time I've watched this show or X Factor.

It just confirmed my pre-conception of these types of shows. I thought the initial attitude of the judges and audience to her was repulsive. I cannot see why anyone would be remotely interested in their subsequent views. Some may think "it makes good telly", I'd rather scatch my eyes out with broken glass.

You and me both!

Seen as it's a thread about something pointless, I'll just add that I've just become a Bronze Member. Where's my £1000 cheque?

As it's showbiz related can I include this query here? Basically I find that Lady Gaga really confusing. Should I fancy her or not? Is she a tasty bit of skirt or a dolled up munter?

Ps. Where is Christine Hamilton these days. She's lovely and I bet she knows her way around the crochet lawn. Likes a good chucka with the old wood!! Didn't like her wet husband but she was alright. Waaaayyyyy!!! Phwor!!! etc. etc.

She's a hermaphrodite.

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I'm so not going to ask how or why you found out about that website.

My thoughts entirely.

Still - RL is the game of the people, regardless of whatever floats their boat.

Are you saying that Ewwenorfolk may have that site as one of his favourites?

Let's just say that I hope he has a lock for his bedroom door.

Right, I'll tell you how I found out. My mate told me! That may say alot about him rather than me, but there you go. I just searched "Lady Gaga hermaphrodite" into google, and hey presto, my friend wasn't telling porkys.

A bit overly defensive aren't we!?

If I'd have done something like that, I'd have used the same excuse