I like the look of this place.

That's the plushest store front for a mile in any direction.

Was also funny as the Mayor of Royston Vasey in the 2nd series of League of Gentleman

Finally pitched up here after being on the p!ss all day and getting a taxi about half tenish from Top House.

Fooking ravaged after having no scran all day.
Staggered out the cab ready for a gifookingnormous manful portion.

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We just stood, staring, disbelieving through the window.
A few fooking electrical wires hanging out of the walls and nowt else but emptiness.

We wandered up to the Beehive to formulate another strategy.
Walked in, empty, no fooker at all in there.
The landlord propping the bar up, looking slightly p!ssed off that we'd had the audacity to cross his thresh-hold
We finally got him to crack his face after taking the p!ss out of him for an hour.



Taxi, takeaway, taxi, hotel room!

Told you to go to Saltaire

.....or Leeds.



Not fussed. We had a good crack regardless.

Sheesh Mahal next door?

It was really busy and we couldn't be @rsed hanging around.

That's a top night out in Bradford.

Classic Bradford night out that.

Told you it was trash. Should have gone to Leeds.

Or Saltaire. Or to the Sparrow. Or to the FC. Or to any of the places that were suggested.