That just has to go down as one of the all-time similes. You could only get this on RAB

Something I knocked together at morning prayers.

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with Cheryl Fernandez-Versini, and the Word was dogging. He was in the beginning with Cheryl. All things were made through her, and without her was not anything made that was a transformation. In her was a Narwhal and HB pencils. The light shines in the Nigel Wood's underpants , and the chicken madras has not overcome it.

There was a man sent from Cheryl, whose name was Robbie Paul. He came as a witness in a paper aeroplane, to bear witness about the satanic rites at Odsal Stadium, that all might believe through him. He was not the light, but came to bear witness about the light.

The true light, which gives light to everyone, was coming into the world through two doors. He was in the figtrees in the Alameda gardens, and the world was made through an invisible hand, yet the world did not know him. He came to Bradford Bulls, and his own people did not receive him. But to all who did receive him, who believed in his name, he gave the right to become a ventriloquist, who were born, not of blood nor of the will of the flesh nor of the will of man, but of the periodic table,

And the Word became existentialism.

The End.

This is emotional.

I know. It's my poem. I'm not surprised it makes you cry.

This thread could be RAB's finest hour

Even if bullseye simply copies the set of keywords ebola will have all submitted something.

speaking of that I saw on twitter yesterday that the footballer Adebola genuinely was so inundated with wags asking if he "ad ebola" that he tweeted he was fine but thanker everyones for their concern.

=#FF0000[size=150RAB FACTOR 2 - THE RESULTS[/size

So the RAB Factor is over for another year, but what a sensational last round.
The Jury has returend the following scores:

=#0000BFPumpetypump ... 12
debaser ... 11
Steel City Bull ... 10
tigertot ... 9
thepimp007 ... 8

So first of all, the individual awards -

=#FF4040[size=1501st Pumpetypump ... 31.2[/size
2nd debaser ... 24.6
3rd Steel City Bull ... 22.7

But, it is a Team Competition and so I am pleased to announce that the final standings in RAB Factor II are :-









[size=1501st Team EBOLA ... 44.2

2nd Team SJS ... 33.775

3rd Team MOLC ... 31[/size

... and I hereby declare the winners of RAB FACTOR 2 are ... [size=200=#FF0000TEAM EBOLA ![/size




Thanks to all for taking part.

I am humbled by my monumental success. Not only as individual supreme overlord but as captain of my wonderful team ebola. Well done team and well done fa for giving us the opportunity.

*bursts into tears*

Well done captain. I knew you had it in you.
And what a sensational last round for the Ebola, we came from nowhere to take over the world....

Bsatards.

You've proven that even people with a disability (iPad) can make something of themselves. Well done little buddy.

Well done team.


No thanks to me!

It's alright, we understand you were too busy begging on the streets so you could afford your RAB sponsorship.

Refresh your memories of what a jolly jape we had..

Individual RAB Factor I Champion went to Lucky Luke
The Final Individual contestant standings were:

Lucky Luke 69
bullinenemyland 59
Terrace singer 42.1
broadybull87 18
thepimp007 16
tigertot 15
mystic eddie 11
debaser 10.4
Pumpetypump 10
bobsmyuncle 2
Blotto 0.1
dddooommm 0


Probably the only thing I have achieved in my life. Never got a prize...