Quote: Ferocious Aardvark "It was the advance party of an alien invasion force. As luck would have it they first tried to take the Brazen Head. The flash the pilot saw going by was the only survivor at full reverse warp. The last heard of the craft was that Menwith Hill intercepted a message which they think reads "IT IS FIGHTING, JIM, BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT"'"
In fairness it was probably Alex Salmond out hovering over a staunchly Labour stronghold, studying the best place to drop the last few remaining nukes in Scotland in order to decrease his opposition. He has declared that he will make Scotland a nuclear free zone in the future. He will do this by getting rid of the remainder by dropping them over Glasgow.
Oddly, this will in turn backfire by causing a exclusion zone with a half-life of 362 years. Given the amount of pollution, deprevation, poor sanitation and a plethora of Old Firm fans, Glasgow currently is an exclusion zone with a half-life of 625 years.
