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Others/combustable.gif Red Amber and Black Fantasy Rugby League Champion 2012.
By far the most sensible posts on this thread have come from mystic eddie. - copyright Ewwenorfolk 09.04.2013
Aye, and Eddie is hinting at it too. And, as we all know:
Mystic Eddie has been right all along! - copyright vbfg 05.01.2017:Others/combustable.gif |
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| You know, I contribued to this thread but I am disappointed it was not about our board and our recruitment.
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7741_1339451243.jpg When you're a Bradford fan there's always a light at the end of the tunnel.
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| rlnot quite a joke, but still funnyrl
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| How do you make a cat go woof?
..Poor petrol on it and set it alight
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| 2 muffins sat in the oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Bloody hell! It's hot in here". The other muffin says "ARGH! A talking muffin!"
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| I just fainted at the local curry house ![Sad icon_sad.gif](images/smilies//icon_sad.gif) why did nobody tell me R.E.M had split up? That's me in the korma...
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| Remember..
If you are in bed with a blind girl and she says "I've never had a member as big as yours", She's more than likely pulling your leg.
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21910.gif [u:b26ka63j][size=150:b26ka63j][color=black:b26ka63j][b:b26ka63j]I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying.
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| Two men were walking down the street and they seen a blind dog shagging a cabbage, one of the men said, "the poor bugger must of thought it was a collie
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21910.gif [u:b26ka63j][size=150:b26ka63j][color=black:b26ka63j][b:b26ka63j]I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying.
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| paddy the electrician got sacked from the prison service 4 refusing 2 repair the electric chair.he said that in his opinion it was a flipping death trap
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21910.gif [u:b26ka63j][size=150:b26ka63j][color=black:b26ka63j][b:b26ka63j]I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying.
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| Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."
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21910.gif [u:b26ka63j][size=150:b26ka63j][color=black:b26ka63j][b:b26ka63j]I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying.
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| Two cows in a field the first cow says 'moo' second cow says 'baa' first cow says 'what was that?' cow reply's i'm learning a foreign language!'
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7741_1339451243.jpg When you're a Bradford fan there's always a light at the end of the tunnel.
Unfortunately it's usually an oncoming train:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_7741.jpg |
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| I saw this guy wearing a T-shirt which read "50 today!"
"He's showing his age" I thought
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7741_1339451243.jpg When you're a Bradford fan there's always a light at the end of the tunnel.
Unfortunately it's usually an oncoming train:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_7741.jpg |
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| Chelsea are already planning to appeal against Fernando Torres sending off for a two footed tackle.
Everyone knows he hasn't got a left foot.
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| I started dating a dwarf with brittle bone disease. She's a little smasher.
I said to my wife, "We need some sort of fence to protect our beloved goat" She said, "Wire fence?" I said "For protection..."
As the sperm swam toward the egg, I thought to myself, "I've really ruined this full English breakfast."
Some guy poured milk all over me earlier. How dairy..
People are always asking me if I can do a negative tortoise impression. I'm going to stick my neck out and say no.
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44249_1286062963.jpg [color=#0000FF:2aq6msh6][i:2aq6msh6][b:2aq6msh6]Old Mr Jones went to his surgery for his annual health check. The practice nurse said to him, Mr Jones you have to stop masturbating. Why, he said. Because I'm trying to examine you she replied[/b:2aq6msh6][/i:2aq6msh6][/color:2aq6msh6]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_44249.jpg |
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| I spent 3 hours last Sunday at the mother in law’s graveside.
Silly bugger thinks I'm digging a fish pond.
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44249_1286062963.jpg [color=#0000FF:2aq6msh6][i:2aq6msh6][b:2aq6msh6]Old Mr Jones went to his surgery for his annual health check. The practice nurse said to him, Mr Jones you have to stop masturbating. Why, he said. Because I'm trying to examine you she replied[/b:2aq6msh6][/i:2aq6msh6][/color:2aq6msh6]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_44249.jpg |
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| I thought my wife was joking when she said I was obsessed with The Monkees.......
Then I saw her face.....
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