Doesn't surprise me that Nobby has gone, didn't think Koukash would stick with him all season, although Harris's past CV with Crusaders and Wales doesn't impress me, please come back Noble

This is one for all you chocolate lovers but not a Mars Bar in sight..

Fifty Shades of Chocolate

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker

It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street .

He asked her name ?

Polo, I'm the one with the hole she said with a Whisper.

I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts, he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs which was a Kinder Surprise for her,

Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers which made her Ripple.

He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

Soon they were Heart Throbs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But three days later his Sherbet Dib Dab started to itch ......

turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett who had Allsorts


I'll get my coat

Sweet!

Brian Noble looks a little bit like Parker out of Thunderbirds.

That would explain why Dr K offered him a new job as his driver!

I think suggesting that Noble's Bradford weren't entertaining is one of the funniest things I've read all year....and I'm a Leeds fan!! I hated them with a passion, but they definitely weren't boring!