This post is meant to be taken in the lighthearted manner it has been written and in no way is meant to reflect the views of any member of this board.
Laws of the game according to Mick Gledhill:-
Every referee must be biased against The Bulls.
Every referee must endevour to give the opposition points.
Every referee must endevour to refuse The Bulls points.
At every 'play the ball' the opposition must be deemed to be offside.
During every opposition 'set of six' there must be at least one forward pass.
The Bulls can never be deemed to be offside at a 'play the ball'.
The Bulls can never be found to have made a forward pass.
Linesmen must always be baldheaded, have bad eyesight and questionable parentage.
I'm sure there are many more that i have forgotten.
Just joking Mick