It is indeed true a cheap quality red sauce will be displaced far too easily and will splurge out from the burger down your shirt when you take a bite. A higher quality red sauce will hold it's own.

The same applies to Brown sauce. If you put a cheaper brown sauce on a pie before or after gravy has been poured on it, it is likely to run off. A higher qaulity one will remain on the pie crust where it belongs.

I was onl asking if it's been down the Jimmy Jimmy.

Of all you 5hit jokes that is easily the worst...

funny you should say that,but saw him in mcdonalds in guisley the other day so could be some truth in your rumour

Is she a hooker as well?