"Mystic Eddie's bum does not look big in this"

I'd swear he actually said "Pater..." and added words to the effect that Mater would be terribly perturbed if one of the lower classes should perchance be permitted to approach even as close as Burley, let alone presume to call upon you at Tot Towers...?

I think the relaxation of the dress code is having a negative impact on attendances, certainly in the Coral. We only went as it said no jeans or trainers, yet we ended up next to scruffy oiks in strange coloured shirts with writing all over them. The tigress got something on her evening dress which I can only assume was working class detritus. She's had to take it to one of the charity type shops for people in the south of the district.

I wondered to whom the Surrey with the fringe on top in car park belonged to

It wasn't him.

He came in the helicopter on Sunday.

Locked so that a new shiny one can be started for 2011