He's not friends with me either, after the other Saturday Mrs Aardvark's selections came good (again) including Kirsty's Boy at 25/1, (daughter/grandson), Aye Aye Digby at 3/1 (an old Siamese cat, RIP) and Hawk Mountain at 7/2 (she likes birds especially birds of prey). How she does it, I don't know but I've long since learned not to ask questions, I just stick 'em on.

However on that day it co-incided with my personal bet of the day coming in (Sea The Stars) in the 2000 Guineas, hence my turf accountant's disgruntlement.

Thanks for the reply. I will go for a few pints in Leeds and then come back to Bradford and have a bit of a pub crawl. I reckon everyone would be happy with that. And then a few by the ground on Sunday afternoon before drowning my sorrows in the night.

Far too many vices on this thread. Repent I say repent.

Is this a Paris Hilton conversion, or the proper thing?

NO, I'LL GO TO LEEDS, PARIS IS TOO EXPENSIVE AND SHE DRINKS TOO MUCH.