I am conducting this serious survey on behalf of a medical establishment in Leeds.
They have had a lot of problems with Carnegie Whinos fans developing callouses on their hands and fingers.We aim to find out whether this is due to using a keyboard too much or that a large number of them have another problem.

Is this the same company that have set up a specialist gastro-intestinal Clinic in the BD6 area??? Ive heard they have about 17 patients already and the doctors are stumped. They claim these 17 are "gutless." Any idea who they could be???

They should be looking into "hairy palm syndrome" IMO

They will be crying tonight Bulls win was bottle, Whinos loss was the refs fault again

Back in the day it used to be that Leeds fans mocked the Bulls for the preponderance of young and so-called unknowledgable fans who populated both Odsal and the Bulls boards.

I'm not sure who comes off worse now that the inverse is being claimed to be true: the Bulls for having driven away what is on the face of it a healthy demographic or Leeds for having attracted it.