Quote: Fatbelly "Tony Smith was in his Car and waiting at Traffic Lights when Royce Simmons pulls alongside in a brand new Rolls Royce. TS winds his window down and says blimey Royce they pay you well at Saints, not at all says Royce what I did is take all the trophies in the Saints Trophy Cabinet to the Pawn Brokers and I was able to buy this Roller and a new house with the proceeds.
Well thinks Tony I'm going to do the same, so Tony raids the Wire Trophy Cabinet and takes the contents to the same Pawn broker that Royce used. When he gets there the man offers Tony just £350 for the 2 Challenge Cups and League Leaders shield. Aghast at such a low offer Tony tells the Pawn Broker how Royce Simmons brought the Trophies from Saints and he was able to buy a new house and a Roller, Ahh says the Pawn Broker 'we were able to pay Royce more because the Trophies he brought us were all Antiques'.'"
I thought you were being far too sensible and sympathetic lately!
