To the man who was sat infront of me on the coach back from Wembley and spent the whole journey farting and stinking the bus out.
If you make contact with the bus company, they say you can HAVE THE BUS!!!!

To the person sat behind me on the coach back from Wembley claiming I stank up the bus. I think one will remember the classic "One who hath smelled it, hath dealt it"

No mate, it was him and not me. He was sat with some other guys, including his grandson I think, and they all made it quite obvious where the stink was coming from.

It wasn't me . I was on coach 35 .

Only one fart on coach 6. And i think it was a woman.

They are the worst, something to do with womens wiles.

Let the train take the strain. At least you should be able to move away from the object in question .

Did anyone break the no solids gentlemans agreement on anyone's coach? It always goes down when someone lays down a King Kong sized dump at five past eight, and you have to live with it all day

The official coach doesnt have the nickname of the Onion Ring Express for nowt.

Seriously, the last time I went on the official coach a few years back the entire bus stank of Pepperami, Stinky Greggs sarnies, Irn Bru, space raiders and onion rings.

That stench combined with the delightful, dulcet tones of the Leeds special crew and "Screecher girl" finished me of completely. Never mind using Guantanamo Bay, bob them on one of the official coaches and they will spill there guts, much like most of the patrons on there too.

Use the toilet, or -yourself.....you decide.

Our coach wasn't bad at all. Afew boring people talking about caravanning on the way back when i was trying to kip but that's about it.

Are you sure it wasn't coach No 2?

I was on coach number 3 but right at the front. Did not notice any bad smells.

He was sat about half way up the coach, consider yourself very lucky.