Just thought I would make a thread for anyone who feels the need to make any announcements today.


Or just for general chat about the southstand.


Anyone?

I think we should sign Senior and Thomas from Crusaders for next season and then use them both from the bench but not put numbers or names on their backs so that opposition players and match officials are totally confused for several minutes each time we interchange them.

I think Senior and Thomas should walk around the perimeter of the pitch offering free cake to fans.

Thats another good idea, it would certainly tempt me back but not if the cake was only available to season ticket holders who had to queue for hours to get one slice per person.

How about building the new SS with cake?

Shocking waste of cake. People standing on it, getting all soggy when it rained. I shudder at the thought.

Ok well why don't you think of a better idea Mr brainbox eh eh

Why not build the stand out of hob nob biscuits? Much more durable than cake, not as sacred and, if they get wet it'll be just like dunking them, so everyone's a winner.

That's the difference between you and me. I'm always thinking. Always.

Patisserie Valerie on Albion St.

Cake porn for the discerning!

Jesus! I hope the sun isn't behind them. The double baldy act on the bench would blind the entire stand.

Quote: El Barbudo "Yeah, but do they have the expertise to rebuild the South Stand? You've got to cut straight through to the real issues mate.'" There is only one candidate... www.charmcitycakes.com/

Quote: El Barbudo "Yeah, but do they have the expertise to rebuild the South Stand? You've got to cut straight through to the real issues mate.'" There is only one candidate... www.charmcitycakes.com/

Whilst I must confess to having spent too much and eaten too little in at least three branches of Patisserie Valerie, we must bear in mind that we don't want this Southern upstart crow stealing the plumage of the admirable Betty's.
Now do we?
Eh?

No ....no El B. We must not be held back by heartland cafes with their salt of the earth menus, but should expand our horizons, reaching out to grasp the exotica that is there, just waiting....

Behold..... The Chocolate Mirror Cake