I plan on going to either Scarborough or Brid on Friday for a day trip. Do I need a passport to visit the coast and if I buy an ice lolly and some candifloss, will they accept the money that's been in my copper jar for at least 5 years? Also, can you go scuba diving in the sea, and can you see a donkey on a parachute like in Russia?

I might post this on Sin Bin aswell as I'm sure the knowledgeable amongst them will not be able to hold back their exitement in helping me in my queries. I won't post this on every other forum yet, unless the answers aren't satisfactory on here. Thanks in advance.

If its outside Yorkshire then its not worth visiting!

Its always good to carry a piece of identification that proves your age because you may want a quick pint whilst in this part of the world. I get asked for ID everywhere I go but that's probably because when I go out it looks like I’m on day release.

Before the copper comes out of the house remember to dip the lot of it in vinegar that’ll clean the coins splendidly. This way you don’t give any keen eye enthusiast anything to moan about.

Onto the scuba diving. I once came across a bloke on a night out whose just bough a scuba diving company that same night. Dragging a suitcase along with a scuba kit he told me he was heading towards the canal. Basically if you have the kit then you can go scuba diving in any body of water.

Finally of course you can see a Donkey on a parachute in this part of the world. Hand the bloke who runs the ride a couple of quid along with a small plastic bag and He’ll kick the Donkey up its Backside.

There you have it a Donkey flying with a parachute on!

Quality Rich. LOL

maybe you should take Ryan Air with you... he knows everything to do with travel

Scarborough will be tough to do as a day trip. You'd have to drive down to Gatwick then get the plane to Teesside Airport and then proceed by taxi. Sounds a lot of trouble. Whitby might be marginally easier in this respect.

HTH.

Come to Whitehaven.

It has lovely beaches and seas which are polluted by Sellafield.

It has the town nutter called Jeremy who will tell you all about his time at school where he was in the same class as Hitler and The Kray Twins.

It doesn't really have donkeys but there's a lot of fields about where you can go cow tipping.

The locals are all a bit dense but extremely friendly.

I think you'd go down a storm!

Ok, OWN UP!


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a word to the wise young rich. should you attempt to eat an indian, even a korma, then don't forget to take some milk with you. they charge a fortune for it in the aagrah