Is it safe?

I’ve been invited by my sister to watch the world gymnastics festival things at the 02 arena. I’d put this on the Harlequins board but BG and Tim would do anything to persuade me not to enter their neck of the woods. So I’ll get a a Yorkshire perceptive instead.

PS - I’ve got through trips to Wigan and St Helens before without much trouble so I do have a backbone!

London is safe.

Its' wicked an all.

I was down there these last two days.

respeck.

Whata re you worried about, in particular?

I just hardily venture out of Leeds that’s all. My mate invited me to Halifax on his 21st and that went ok I suppose.

Take a knife.

Gymnastics at the O2?
Sounds well dodgy, just imagine the thuggery that's going to attract.

Mate, if you dont want to go, i'd happily put my name forward as your replacement

hey, they had the same attitude with women's ice skating and look what that complacency led to.

You can never be too careful.

Been loads of times. Its a dive. That is all. Absorb.

It's the Met Police you have to worry about, given that they'll arrest you if you get within a mile of a gymnastics event. Just make sure you're not standing at the top of any steep stairs.

Public masturbation at a gymnastics event is an arrestable offence.

They was Gymnastics on my street so you can see where I get the precaution from!


Hopefully I’ll enjoy it if someone does a display wrong or something. You know them videos of gymnast who fall epically and that. If that happens live it’ll make my day - just don’t tell frosties

Its ok my friends in London have shown me how to deal with these type. They can’t talk to you or arrest you unless you’ve done something wrong.

I enjoy watching grown men on the ring before dismounting agressively.

I always have a trouser pocket rub at the point where they land erect.