I'm in a bad way, since last Wednesday I have had flu like symptoms resulting in loss of ability to do anything, limbs ache, head hurts, nose is blocked, and eyes are sensitive to light.

Question is whats wrong with me, and most importantly who cares about Ramrods health, what should I do, I haven't been to the Doctors since 1992 and I ain't going now either so don't say visit the quacks, I don't trust them numpties.

I need some love!!!

Its the pig flu

What do I do then? That hasn't provided any help other than scared me into writting a will and arranging my funeral!!

Anyway I will leave you my Rabbit, the wife and kids ignore him, you can take him to school, just watch him though, anything fluffy and he mounts it!!

Great. Thanks

Dont mention it, I will throw in the Hutch as well along with the water bottle.

Only if its clean thanks. Does the rabbit have highlights as well???

It's your mental health I'd worry about.

Somewhere in the middle, I like them, although I appreciate at 37 I might come across as being a bit of a git.

Definately not Mikes Carpets bad though!!

Hah born in 1973, a greay year!!

I look younger though, its the highlights and L'oreal mosituriser.

What was so great about 73????

77....now that was a year to remember!

Sounds like to me you haven’t been to the doctors since 1992 because you’ve been on the run from the mental institution. ECT I’ve found out myself is voluntary these days hence why I’ve never had it - static shocks harm me. Get your self to the doctors my friend its your only hope!

Aw you mean a real rabbit