Quote ="leicester_rhino"He'd pass this one: chavstest.com/'" 22% for me

Quote ="leicester_rhino"He'd pass this one: chavstest.com/'" 22% for me

48% for me.

30% for me.

33%.

I got 30%, but I have to query some of those questions. It seems like an "are you really posh, southern and went to public school" test in places. Examples:

Question: Do you have "tea" as your evening meal?

I certainly do. As do all right-thinking Yorkshire folk.

Question: Do you call your Grandmother your "Nan"?

Yes. As above.

Question: Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo?

Now come on, it's a freebie, why wouldn't you take it?

Question: Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it looks like you aren"t wearing any?

OK, not a posh question, but I do own these, for running as I find them more comfortable. I refute that this makes me a chav.

Question: Was your education paid for by the tax-payer?

Erm, yes. As I would think was the case for everyone who went to a state school, wouldn't it?

Question: Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines?

Now, I answered no to this, but I think if there was a coupon for something I wanted it would just be silly not to use it wouldn't it?


I have also eaten Pot Noodle many times, and next time I'm on a multi-day walk and need something with a lot of carbs and not a lot of weight for camping food, I'll do it again. So there.

I was positive on those too, I'd add in the likes of shopping at the co-op (who hasn't?), buying own brand beans (why not?), wearing a football shirt (obviously), buying ciggies off people (yes - when I was a kid) and wearing Classic Reeboks (yes but over 10 years ago - I know this as I wore them when the eldest was born - along with a Newcastle Knights shirt, some beige Levi cords - honest - and a pair of green socks).

I've never shopped at a Co-op for the simple reason that I don't think I've ever lived near one. I have shopped at Iceland though, mostly when I was a student, but again not recently mostly because I don't live near one.

I have also worn football shirts when not playing football. In fact I spent most of my youth wearing football shirts.

I don't like beans and I've never smoked, so that probably saved me 2 points.

I shall be consuming some ASDA own brand beans this very evening.

30% for me!

26% for me

Its a bit of a c[irap[/i "test" isn't it, I got 30% and answered yes to all of the above questions too, I mean who wouldn't take the shampoo and soap out of your hotel room, you bloody well paid for them - last xmas at the Crown Plaza in Birmingham I noticed that they'd send up all sorts of toilet stuff if you'd forgotten yours, so I rang reception and ordered toothpaste, a toothbrush, some aftershave and hair gel, yes hair gel, me, hair gel.

I nearly ordered some tampons too (they were on the list) but as I was staying on my own I didn't want the porter to think I was a bit strange - they sent a bellboy up with a bag of goodies for free and I didn't tip him

Ace beans, as are the co-ops, especially with a dash of pepper sauce

I admit (or proudly proclaim - depending on my mood) to even taking the loo roll from hotels.

There was once a young lad named Hock
Who powdered his nose with some rock
After too many blows
And the coke up his nose
He’ll end up in clink sucking *ock.

[i"Barman, a drink please ...."

"Certainly Sir, what will be it ..."

"Well, actually I'd like to try a fairly new drink, it's called a Gareth"

"Oohhh Sir, I don't think I'm familiar with what goes in to a Gareth ... Would Sir care to enlighten me ?"

"It's a very simple mix of Hock & Coke"[/i

Eyethan-que

quite a few by all accounts, but considering RL players are warned in advance of test dates it takes a right thick tw*t to get caught......step forward Mr Hock.

Ya roll ya fiver up
Ya stick it up ya nose
Snort in
Snort out
Snort it all about
Ya do the Hockie – Cokie and we all get high
That’s what it all about.

Oh the Hockie – Cokie…

obviously this was the topic of conversation after work tonight,
when one of the lads told us of an ex team mate, that when previously informed he would have to provide a sample, the player smuggled a sample of his wife's urine into the test room, emptied it into his sample tube and returned it.
although he got a clear result the RFL were pleased to inform him he was 3 months pregnant.

Are you bored?

Quote ="LS16_Rhino"Ya roll ya fiver up Ya stick it up ya nose Snort in Snort out Snort it all about Ya do the Hockie – Cokie and we all get high That’s what it all about. Oh the Hockie – Cokie…'" www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICRIgNK0_s0 As bad as my effort earlier!

Quote ="LS16_Rhino"Ya roll ya fiver up Ya stick it up ya nose Snort in Snort out Snort it all about Ya do the Hockie – Cokie and we all get high That’s what it all about. Oh the Hockie – Cokie…'" www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICRIgNK0_s0 As bad as my effort earlier!

Nothing is as bad as that effort mate

Damo,

That is sheer brilliance.