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| Quote: Bang "Only one fart on coach 6. And i think it was a woman.'"
They are the worst, something to do with womens wiles.
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| Let the train take the strain. At least you should be able to move away from the object in question .
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| Did anyone break the no solids gentlemans agreement on anyone's coach? It always goes down when someone lays down a King Kong sized dump at five past eight, and you have to live with it all day
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27287_1532947987.png BELIEVE. BELIEF. BEYOND.
IT AIN'T WHERE YOUR FROM, ITS WHERE YOUR AT.
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| The official coach doesnt have the nickname of the Onion Ring Express for nowt.
Seriously, the last time I went on the official coach a few years back the entire bus stank of Pepperami, Stinky Greggs sarnies, Irn Bru, space raiders and onion rings.
That stench combined with the delightful, dulcet tones of the Leeds special crew and "Screecher girl" finished me of completely. Never mind using Guantanamo Bay, bob them on one of the official coaches and they will spill there guts, much like most of the patrons on there too.
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| Quote: The Eagle "Did anyone break the no solids gentlemans agreement on anyone's coach? It always goes down when someone lays down a King Kong sized dump at five past eight, and you have to live with it all day'"
Use the toilet, or -yourself.....you decide.
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| Our coach wasn't bad at all. Afew boring people talking about caravanning on the way back when i was trying to kip but that's about it.
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| Quote: thebloodbath "Use the toilet, or -yourself.....you decide.
Completely destroyed the khazi on an airport bus (Friendly Airport Limousine Service from Tokyo to Narita airport) a few years ago. I now no longer drink saki. The bus pulled up at security for a passport check and the uniformed official, white gloves and all, got on the bus and worked his way down checking passports and then finally had to check for anyone in the toilet. As I was sat next to the toilet (anything more than 2 metres would have been too far with the advanced warning I was being given by my bowels) it was obvious it was me that had done the deed(s). He looked, and looked again (not believeing the first time) then slowly turned, bowed to me and left the bus.
I'm sure a Japanese commiting such an atrocity would have been handed a knife and expected to do the right thing.
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| Quote: xparksider "To the man who was sat infront of me on the coach back from Wembley and spent the whole journey farting and stinking the bus out.
If you make contact with the bus company, they say you can HAVE THE BUS!!!!'"
Are you sure it wasn't coach No 2?
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| I was on coach number 3 but right at the front. Did not notice any bad smells.
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| Quote: pattiecake "I was on coach number 3 but right at the front. Did not notice any bad smells.'"
He was sat about half way up the coach, consider yourself very lucky.
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| I've shortlisted the perpetrator to be either Luke Dorn or Kirk Dixon.
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| Quote: xparksider "To the man who was sat infront of me on the coach back from Wembley and spent the whole journey farting and stinking the bus out.
If you make contact with the bus company, they say you can HAVE THE BUS!!!!'"
I will share with you a bit of home spun wisdom I discovered on dad and lad rugby tours long ago. ALWAYS pack a can of febreze or similar and in extremis a ball of string to tie to the door, so that you can find your way out through the fug.
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67953_1341943970.jpg Someday everything is gonna be different, when I paint my masterpiece
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| Quote: DHM "Completely destroyed the khazi on an airport bus (Friendly Airport Limousine Service from Tokyo to Narita airport) a few years ago. I now no longer drink saki. The bus pulled up at security for a passport check and the uniformed official, white gloves and all, got on the bus and worked his way down checking passports and then finally had to check for anyone in the toilet. As I was sat next to the toilet (anything more than 2 metres would have been too far with the advanced warning I was being given by my bowels) it was obvious it was me that had done the deed(s). He looked, and looked again (not believeing the first time) then slowly turned, bowed to me and left the bus.
I'm sure a Japanese commiting such an atrocity would have been handed a knife and expected to do the right thing.'"
This is what Southstander.com was made for.
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67953_1341943970.jpg Someday everything is gonna be different, when I paint my masterpiece
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| Coach trip to Wembley story - Readers Digest condensed book version.
1971, Leeds RLFC (no bloody stupid animal names then) win the semi-final against, whoever, Monday evening after school me and two mates stand outside the ticket door (no office, just a door to get served through) and buy three cheap standing tickets for the final.
Get home and told me dad, he told me I couldn't go, showed him the ticket, he stared at it for a long time then asked how the bloody hell did I think I was going to get to Wembley, me being 14 at the time and all.
He finally pulled some strings (my uncle worked at Headingley) and got us three tickets on the supporters club bus.
We turned up at some outrageous early time on the Saturday, like about 4am, no-one else left Leeds as early as we did that day and from the minute we boarded the bus it was obvious to the three of us that we were the youngest passengers, or driver, by a score of at least 60 years - and the bus was even older.
Mr Daimler probably hand made our bus himself and it soon became obvious why we had left so early, actually it would have been more reasonable to have left on Friday, or even Thursday, top speed on the newly built M1 motorway was nudging 30mph and the whole bus shivered like a eing dog at those incredulous speeds, the noise from the engine was deafening and the old codgers spoke in sign language and lip reading like the women in wool spinning factories do.
A card was passed around the bus advising us on what to do in case of zeppelin attacks and the old codger sat next to me took great delight in showing me the 2oz of boiled sweets he'd managed to buy from a spiv on a street corner, for eight hours we chugged down the M1 stopping at every single service station for the old lads to take a prolonged leak or to empty their bags depending on how far in the grave their left foot was, all wore long grey overcoats that smelled like wet dogs and flat caps that had once been any other colour other than the greasy black that they were now.
Our bus had a reserved parking slot in the coach car park at Wembley, it was a slot reserved for vintage buses and all of the other coach drivers came over to look at it and reminisce, we didn't realise we were part of a museum exhibit, the bus and most of the old lads being the exhibits - we were told to be back at the bus no more than ten minutes after the final whistle because it was going to take bloody ages to get home and the driver wanted to get a head start on all the fancy new coaches, he needn't have bothered for they all overtook us on the North Circular minutes after leaving the stadium.
Miraculously we arrived home the same weekend, my dad and my uncle had granted themselves a lock-in in the players bar and so were well p1ssed by the time we parked up in the southstand car park, the drive home in our Vauxhall Viva was made almost all the way home on the correct side of the road and with not too many red lights jumped, my dads number plate was on the "He's ok" chief constables list since he too was a member of the players bar lock-in club.
I've been back since, but never on a bus.
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its just the same fascistic games but the rules arent clearly stated
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| Quote: DHM "Completely destroyed the khazi on an airport bus (Friendly Airport Limousine Service from Tokyo to Narita airport) a few years ago. I now no longer drink saki. The bus pulled up at security for a passport check and the uniformed official, white gloves and all, got on the bus and worked his way down checking passports and then finally had to check for anyone in the toilet. As I was sat next to the toilet (anything more than 2 metres would have been too far with the advanced warning I was being given by my bowels) it was obvious it was me that had done the deed(s). He looked, and looked again (not believeing the first time) then slowly turned, bowed to me and left the bus.
I'm sure a Japanese commiting such an atrocity would have been handed a knife and expected to do the right thing.'"
Quality , I actually did laugh out loud whilst reading this .
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