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Quote: Craigloiner "id like to say its a joke but no its not, It makes me feels all christmassy and gay
Once upon a time in the 1970s it became the "done" thing for every half decent singer/band to have "A Christmas Song".

In the main they were and still are the worst ever thing in that acts songbook, the sort fo thing that they all cringe when reminded about but take solace in the fact that it earned them a mint at the time - some, like Noddy Holder and Roy Wood continue to reap financial benefit from their dreadful five minutes of christmas fame, others are glad that their compositions were put to bed long ago, only to find them resurrected on a compilation album which fortunately due to the nature of the beast, will only have a shelf life in Asda of around ten days.

In Elton Johns case there is no excuse.

Already a well established songwriter and performer he could easily have told Dick James to go and do one right there on the office carpet when he asked for a christmas song, but instead he took the back of a fag packet and a pencil stub into the toilet with him and wrote "Step into Christmas" while simultaneously curing himself of two weeks constipation - the flowed from both ends.

It is by far the most dreadful example in a genre of dreadful examples, you could not have picked a more dreadful example, its simply dreadful and I speak as someone who in the last five minutes has just listened to Mull of Kintyre.
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Quote: McLaren_Field "Once upon a time in the 1970s it became the "done" thing for every half decent singer/band to have "A Christmas Song".

In the main they were and still are the worst ever thing in that acts songbook, the sort fo thing that they all cringe when reminded about but take solace in the fact that it earned them a mint at the time - some, like Noddy Holder and Roy Wood continue to reap financial benefit from their dreadful five minutes of christmas fame, others are glad that their compositions were put to bed long ago, only to find them resurrected on a compilation album which fortunately due to the nature of the beast, will only have a shelf life in Asda of around ten days.

In Elton Johns case there is no excuse.

Already a well established songwriter and performer he could easily have told Dick James to go and do one right there on the office carpet when he asked for a christmas song, but instead he took the back of a fag packet and a pencil stub into the toilet with him and wrote "Step into Christmas" while simultaneously curing himself of two weeks constipation - the poop flowed from both ends.

It is by far the most dreadful example in a genre of dreadful examples, you could not have picked a more dreadful example, its simply dreadful and I speak as someone who in the last five minutes has just listened to Mull of Kintyre.'"




fair enough!!
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Quote: Craigloiner "fair enough!!'"



No, I haven't finished yet, you've put that dreadful song into my brain tonight - did I mention how dreadful it is, its simply dreadful.

Welcome to my Christmas song
I'd like to thank you for the year
So I'm sending you this Christmas card
To say it's nice to have you here
I'd like to sing about all the things
Your eyes and mind can see
So hop aboard the turntable
Oh step into Christmas with me(ohh)

Step into Christmas
Let's get together
We can watch the snow fall forever and ever
Eat and drink and be merry
Come along with me
Step into Christmas
The admission's free(hold on)

Take care in all you do next year
And keep smiling through the days
If we can help to entertain you
Oh we will find the ways
So merry Christmas one and all
There's no place I'd rather be
Than asking you if you'd oblige
Stepping into Christmas with me


Thats all there is to it you know, he couldn't even be d writing more than two verses for you, he just sings them all over again - piece of wee-wee being a songwriter isn't it ?
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Quote: McLaren_Field "No, I haven't finished yet, you've put that dreadful song into my brain tonight - did I mention how dreadful it is, its simply dreadful.

Welcome to my Christmas song
I'd like to thank you for the year
So I'm sending you this Christmas card
To say it's nice to have you here
I'd like to sing about all the things
Your eyes and mind can see
So hop aboard the turntable
Oh step into Christmas with me(ohh)

Step into Christmas
Let's get together
We can watch the snow fall forever and ever
Eat and drink and be merry
Come along with me
Step into Christmas
The admission's free(hold on)

Take care in all you do next year
And keep smiling through the days
If we can help to entertain you
Oh we will find the ways
So merry Christmas one and all
There's no place I'd rather be
Than asking you if you'd oblige
Stepping into Christmas with me


Thats all there is to it you know, he couldn't even be d writing more than two verses for you, he just sings them all over again - piece of wee-wee being a songwriter isn't it ?'"



i get the message dude thanks
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Its OK, just don't post such dreadful suggestions again.

You've ruined my night now.


I'm going to listen to some Perry Como...
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Quote: McLaren_Field "Its OK, just don't post such dreadful suggestions again.

You've ruined my night now.'"



understood!!
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Quote: McLaren_Field "I'm going to listen to some Perry Como...'"


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Quote: McLaren_Field "Its OK, just don't post such dreadful suggestions again.
You've ruined my night now.
I'm going to listen to some Perry Como...'"


You'll be needing a mug of cocoa and a cardie to get the full anaesthetic effect.
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The JCB Song.
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I'm gerrin the feeling McClazz is a big EJ Xmas songs kinda guy.
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Quote: Adeybull "You doing some sort of advent penance for your sins?
I'll be going through the George Harrison songbook tonight as an antidote - I always find George to be the perfect homeopathic remedy to McCartney, its a bit like dock leaves always growing next to where nettles grow.
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hey mcflurry, Step into christmas as just been on, i especially like the bit when he holds up the Watford AFC membership card, genius!! k020.gif
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Last Christmas by Wham!
I want an alien for Christmas by Fountains of Wayne

and that East 17 song
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Just think of Santa Clause The Musical it’d be well ace. We could start with this -

Bruce Springsteen - Santa Claus is Coming To Town

Just imagine Santa flying Arrogantly in his slay towards a house and your on top of it. When he finally arrives you sing this trying to get him to go in the chimney

Marilyn Monroe - Santa Baby

Once you’ve mastered the art of seducing Santa into your chimney then you know what happens now..

Alex Nesta - when santa got stuck up the chimney lyrics

When he finally gets out and angrey he goes chasing you and your start pleading..

The Killers - Don’t Shoot Me Santa Clause

You carry it on icon_smile.gif
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