You're talking about that time with the midget from the Russian circus aren't you?

I do. not. care.

I feel horrible this morning. Please sympathise.

tia

That terrible you're mixing up morning and afternoon.

But you felt passionate enough to post!

Now run along and start another chat thread where you can continue to contribute absolutely nothing whatsoever to this forum withough boring the life out of everyone else.

See ya...............

Indeed.

See my above post for details.

Tidy.

Has Damo not suggested calling 999?

He's slipping

Richard Rammingrods, I am hearing your situation and sorrys. If you would like I can give some of a secret Ugandan remedies to Lozs or Hairy Emma on theys next vist to me and this will be help recover you from your sexual disfunctions and diseases.

Please best wishes accept me and speedies recoverys.

Idi

Was it David Blunkett?

Update

Things seem to be improving, aching has stopped, nose has stopped releasing brown/yellow mucus, headache has gone.

I actually looked in the mirrow and the preson looking back was actually me rather than some person facing the final walk on death row.

Problem now is that everytime I am ill my Wisdom teeth has some sort of growing spurt, must be a run down thing, now I feel like I am teething again, how the hell do I get rid of that!!

Ramroddings, because you are good mens, I has arranged to you appointments with my personell dentistes Dr. Martin Aliker here in Kampala. Your appointment is here today at 20:45, I has told the Dentistes to be open for you as you is good mens.

Here is details for dentiste - 76 Kampala Rd. Tel: (0414) 344787

After you can joins me and lozs when we rides in my jeeps in Kampala. Lozs can tell you that I give good, terrifys rides here. Yous will like it.

Idi

Get them whipped out – I had all four of mine pulled when I was about 20. they've not given me any problems since :wink