Quote: DHM "Completely destroyed the khazi on an airport bus (Friendly Airport Limousine Service from Tokyo to Narita airport) a few years ago. I now no longer drink saki. The bus pulled up at security for a passport check and the uniformed official, white gloves and all, got on the bus and worked his way down checking passports and then finally had to check for anyone in the toilet. As I was sat next to the toilet (anything more than 2 metres would have been too far with the advanced warning I was being given by my bowels) it was obvious it was me that had done the deed(s). He looked, and looked again (not believeing the first time) then slowly turned, bowed to me and left the bus.
I'm sure a Japanese commiting such an atrocity would have been handed a knife and expected to do the right thing.'"
This is a fantastic tale
