I wanna go home, I wanna go home, Wigans a sh_thole, I wanna go home!

Here's one from the Admiral's song book, for all you harking back to those heady October nights in Manchester not-so-very-long-ago ....

(With the utmost respect to the Beach Boys, the Barmy Army etc.)

Tune : Sloop John B (trad.arr)

[iWe all came over from Leeds
The South Stand Army and me
Around Manchester town we did roam
Four quid for a pint, forty quid for a seat
But with Sinfield as captain, we'll take the cup home

So hoist up the Rhinos sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
With Sinfield as captain
We'll take our cup home

Cunningham's a broken man
Without Sculthorpe he has no plan
He tries to carry the team all on his own
He's losing his hair
But we don't care
'Cos with Sinfield as captain will take our cup home

So hoist up the Rhinos sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
With Sinfield as captain
We'll take our cup home

Now Danny’s a caring guy
Helps kids in his spare time
But now he's gonna tear the Scousers apart
They can't stop his runs
And so Loiners have won
And with Sinfield as captain, he’ll take our cup home

So hoist up the Rhinos sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
With Sinfield as captain
We'll take our cup home[/i

Cheer up Martin Gleeson,
Oh what can it be,
because we won at Wembley and you,
wern't in the team!

And as a Wire, you cant beat a good out, IESTYN HARRIS, IS A W&NKER, IS A W&NKER

They're black
and white
they smell like doggy e
'ull FC
'ull FC

Been around the world and I, I, I
I can't find my Mason
I don't know when, I don't why
Why he's not turned up
And I don't know where he can be, my Mason
We should have just signed Tansey

i thought that the southstands chant on friday night to rat boy sam was hilarious

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Goons fans taught us it in 2009 when they used it for McGuire during the England v Aus 4 nations match at the Pie Dome!

from sunday

They want to go home
They want to go ho-o-ome
Wet, & smelly
They want want to go home

Oh Phillip Clarke,
and his Rugby Gods,
They wrote us off,
The silly sods

Admiral,

Can I just congratulate you on this song...

Sheer genius!

This HAS to be sung on Friday !!!

More a repost really.

Mid 1980's (may have been v Fev)

Wakey 10 points down to fellow strugglers and they began singing "going down, going down" quick as a flash we returned with "so are we, so are we" made me laugh at the time - we did go down as it happens

[i"Video Jailed The Rugby League Star" [/i

One from the 80s there aimed at a certain Bradford / Wigan player, which was suddenly forgotten when he signed for Leeds ...

Anyone remember the words to this ?

I know it started with an low [i"Oohhhhhh"[/i rising in volume and then in to [i"Andy Gregory packed his bags and said goodbye to the Widnes ... Off he went with a trumperty-trump, sulk ! sulk ! sulk !" [/i (It was sung around the time of Gregory's big money move from Widnes to Wigan)

Then there was a bit about [i"Kevin Dick was calling far, far away ..." [/i(Dick was the Leeds scrum half at the time and one of the few players with the measure of Gregory at scrum-half)

Having said that, I also recall a verse where [i"Ray French was calling, far, far away ..."[/i

Anyone who can put the full song on here, much appreciated ....

Andy Gregory didn't move from Widnes to Wigan. hth

He came via Warrington

Now lets get back on topic with funny chants

Not a chant but a comment to one few years back at a Wigan v Warrington game.

The chant "The referees a w**k*r"
A Wigan speccie behind me shouted "I wish his father had been"

This season "Anthony Gelling, he s where he wants"

What a shame we can't have any witty chants now due to the band and the drum!

"One (Insert Name Here), there's only one (insert name here)"

Rather funny seeing this shot pop up on the tv on friday night of Rat Boy standing a dejected man up on the gantry,one lad began to sing Van Halens Jump for my love and nearly all the club joined in

May already have been posted, but I can remember the Pies singing

Henderson Gill goes round the outside
Round the outside
Round the outside
Henderson Gill goes round the outside
And Hanley goes through the window

It went.
Andy Gregory packed his bags
And said goodbye to Widnes
Off he went with a big fat cheque
Big fat cheque

Kevin Dick was calling far,far away
He got the ball and ran like hell
And Gregory ran away.

"Leigh are weeds, Leigh are weeds, Leigh are weeds", as we put 40 past them. Guess you had to be there but it made me chuckle!

My favourite of recent times was away at Cas:

We've only got five.
We've only got fi....ve.
You've got six fingers.
....we've only got five.

So, since it's NOT the Scousers for a change, anyone suggest any alternatives ?

How about one from Warrington. . Oh Richie Myler. The only Person from widnes with a full time job.after a few scoops down the neck,it went down well in the middle of widnes! Not

manchester piccadilly station on sunday after coming back from warrington after championship finals.....i want to go home,i want to go home manchesters a sh#t hole i want to go home.......about 10 flat cappers singing .so funny

my wife has always said if we win the lottery we would buy featherstone,level it,and build a house........................had three numbers lots of time but she has never bothered.