Jackass man Ryan Dunn is dead.

Dang.

Ryan Dunn. He died as he lived. With car parts up his bum.

Have you ever had one of those days where nearly everything goes wrong?

Yes, nearly today, started when I dropped the conditioner for the washing machine and it went all over.

But it gradually improved with a clear ring road for me to attact at 7.30!

This morning was a lot worse for me. The side door was too stiff to open, so I gave up after like 10 minutes of trying and reached for this cutting device (like a chainsaw but you do the work yourself) in order to chop the door off. Thankfully the cutting device fell apart before I went ahead with that plan. Anyhow I found a set of keys to let me out of the front door and then the phone starts ringing.

Don’t you just hate it when the house phone starts ringing when you’re about to go out?

I pick the phone up and I have to write down some number. There are no pens near the phone so I had to do a run around the house looking for one. I eventually found one and the information was soon wrote down on paper along with the number. I walk into the kitchen and accidently knock the dog bowl which is full of water. There’s hardly nothing in the wash basket to soak it all up so it got soaked up by what little was in they.

It wasn’t over. The dog wouldn’t come in from the garden for twenty minutes. All this was going on whilst my foot was playing up.

The icing on the very bad cake to my day was when the fridge fell apart when I went to open it. There has to be a hidden camera somewhere in all of this?

We got a wipeboard notice board for the kitchen, one of the best things I've ever bought. £1 from Poundland.

Perfect for any phone messages. Never have to look for a pen as it has a little magnetic hat and sticks to the board.

The really good thing about Poundland is that they can never increase their prices, ever.

And thats official.

Unless they change their corporate name to "£1.10-land PLC" at Companies House.

Buy mayo?

rlGood website this.rl

Bloody hell, get Jesus into your life along with epilepsy

Yeah it was on offer in Morrisons. Heinz I think it is. Got some Jack Daniels sauce aswell, really really nice. I'm quite a saucey guy actually, I like my sauces, I like moisture, hate dry food!

Theres now a guiness sauce now, tempted to try that n all

So i'm going through a few ideas for my Dad's 50th.

Aug 20th it is.

Getting time off during the week is a no go.

Mentioned the Ebor Festival at York and got knocked back.

Other ideas are - Medieval night in York & Go Karting

Anyone got any other 'different' things to do other than the standard night out?