It's the Met Police you have to worry about, given that they'll arrest you if you get within a mile of a gymnastics event. Just make sure you're not standing at the top of any steep stairs.

Public masturbation at a gymnastics event is an arrestable offence.

They was Gymnastics on my street so you can see where I get the precaution from!


Hopefully I’ll enjoy it if someone does a display wrong or something. You know them videos of gymnast who fall epically and that. If that happens live it’ll make my day - just don’t tell frosties

Its ok my friends in London have shown me how to deal with these type. They can’t talk to you or arrest you unless you’ve done something wrong.

I enjoy watching grown men on the ring before dismounting agressively.

I always have a trouser pocket rub at the point where they land erect.

The key is to get 4 fingers in each ring.



I prefer mounting the horse.

To get to the next round they have to dismount the ring for a clean finish on the mat. Only after that do the ladies balance on the beam.

Damo London is fine.

Cheers for that vote of confidence.

Hopefully I’ll come back from London satisfied.

There's only 2 good things to come out of London.
The A1 and M1

The sherb's right damo old love,it's a dump!!!

That's the nanny state for you.

I worked in London for 6 moths, never once got stabbed or shot.

Thats a shame!