Some names of old, due to be exposed on Panorama...

Craig Izzard - was a cuddly sort.
Cyrille Pons - ladies man.
Wendell Sailor - never been on a boat.
Gilles Dumas - actually quite clever.
Mike Ford & Phil Ford - drove an Austin Maestro and Vauxhall Carlton, respectively.
Sam Panapa - his father's an insomniac.
Jon Ribot - can't even speak French.
Bal Numapo - still using his old A to Z.
Ruben Wiki - not really a font of all knowledge.
Jonny Raper - a true gentleman.

Yep, I was bored. Sorry.

Is everyone ok if I use his name as a replacement for masturbation from now on?

...I'm just going for a "Willie Tonga" love

just seems to fit for me

I use the phrase "I'm off for a Willie Mason Love"

Following on from the theme, Willie Mason only has one part of his name right........And he ain't no good with a Chisle Mush.

Earliest derivation of that name means "cunning or astute". Go figure.

Wayne Kerr



Erm......lets not go there