Full bag searches by coach stewards and anything where the seal has been broken will be disposed of before departure.

If you sneak it on and it is then discovered, apparently you will be dumped at the next services.

HTH

No, but you can however eat all the smelliest foods known to man and they insist on you doing it 5 seconds after the wheels start turning. Ex Swarcliffe Rhino loves it.

You'd be quicker walking anyway...

Ah the good old days, when no-one turned and scowled at you while chugging from a Party Seven, holding the steering wheel with both knees while doing 90mph in the fast lane on the M1 in your Ford Capri.

The Wembley trips of my youth.

Party Seven - I remember my dad having a house party one Christmas and there being dozens of empty Party Seven cans the next morning. Me and my brother got into real trouble as we turned them into one of those fairground stalls where you have to knock a stack of cans over with a ball. Not only had we woken up my hung over father but the dregs of Wanteys had now seeped into the carpet.

if they are checking all bags have you considered this