Stalker

I liken it to sitting in a pub tap room with a few of your mates chatting about any old sort of rubbish when some w[iank[/ier who you've never seen before walks in, shoves someone off their seat and starts interrupting at every sentence and calling you all muppets and fekkwits.

You'd think that person was mentally ill wouldn't you ?

You'd take him out into the car park for a short while wouldn't you ?

Now theres a strange thing.

You'd be the one i'd push off the chair

Its ok, we've got your mark now.

Who would never have been able to do the same had there been a salary cap in place all those years ago!

It took you 3 edits to get that sentence right.







Fool.

So which movie was the biggest let down for you?

Phil Clarke's new Headingley touchline reporting position draws an interested crowd.....