Think the Irish ones have already signed a deal with Lois and he has put them through to give them a start in the music bus.

Yup.

Only until Opera Man turns up.

The pre match stuff is w*nky and I turn up for the rugby and not for the dogs covered in blue and amber.

That asiany dancer was fine, dark hair and smiles. She would have given Project A a touch of class they desperately need.

I see the dancers as a bonus.

Make sure I get the best spot and that. I’m going to request if Leeds Rhinos can arrange for me to dance with my heroes project A on a match day. I never got onto that pitch as a rugby player and not got it in me to run on as a hooligan so this is my chance.

Especially when we playing Wigan or St Helens so I can do a special speech afterwards..

I’ve already declared my love for them!

If you don’t give in this world you certainly won’t get!