I know I'm feeding the troll here, but.......
..if and it's a big "IF"..that you were actually a genuine person.
I'll write this.....
...I serve people like you on a friday and Saturday night every week.
You know the type?
"I haven't got any ID but I got in so you are gonna serve me....RIGHT?
"Oi, serve me next, you cUUNT". Also, "Im not scared of anyone me, I'll fight em". 5 minutes later, you see them getting ragged out of the door.
And also my personal favourite "knock 10 pence off cos I can't afford that"
Why go out in the first feccking place then
You don't seem to have the brains to pack a bag and board at check in anyway, so why you bothered about going abroad and drinking when you seem too dim to be able to know how to hold a glass.
And on the flip side, if you're a troll, start a new allias tommorrow and I will "bite" on your topics, because I will be bored all day at University tommorrow. Cheers.