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Says he was involved in an incident with catering staff.
He might have sang the Bohemian Curry song after having one of their curries . . . .
"Naan-aa just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Ate lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan-aa, dinners just begun
But now I'm going to crap it all away.
Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow
Curry on, Curry on, 'cause nothin really matters.
Too late, my dinners gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan-aa, ooh ooh,
This Dopiaza's mild,
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all...
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Guitar solo
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I see a little chicken tikka on the side.
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh pass the chutney made of mango.
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicey ME!
Biryani(Biryani)
Biryani and a naan.
(A vindaloo loo looooooo...)
I've eaten Balti, somebody help me
He's eaten Balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back, 'Cause this loo is quarantined.
Here it comes,
There it goes
technicolour yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes) I chunder it's coming up again
(There he goes) It's coming up again, (up again)
Coming up again (up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no non o no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees
Oh there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor me...Poor me...Poor me!
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Guitar solos
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So you think you can chunder and still it's alright?
So you want to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Ooooh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby.
Just had to come out,
Just had to come right out in here....
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Guitar solo
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Korma, saag or bhuna
Balti, Naan, Bhaji.
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference to meeeeeeeeeee.
Anyway my wind blows"
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