Nearly as many as it takes to wash a shirt by the look of things.

By the way, what is this "washing machine" gadgy?

I use a washboard and peggy tub in't back yard mesen. Yer turning into a load of namby-pamby effete southern ba****ds!

thanks for the help everyone. ill wash it tomorrow

thank god for that, does that mean its the end of this thread,??, lmao

Next question...

Should he put it in the dryer or dry it outside?? Being a student he may not have a washing line (I know from personal experience of burning ours down with a BBQ

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Make sure you use Lenor for the fresh smell of a spring meadow. When you iron it, use rose petal fragranced ironing water.

There. I got it out of my system. I'm now in touch with my feminine side. Now, where did I put that glass of Lambrini

Must be one that I wasn't doing the cooking at.

1 To Change it

12 to Sing Oh Hali Hali while the changing takes place

1 to Shout "Sack Faz"

so about 14 should do it

No it was a Stoke incident

Woaahhhhh!!!!!! Have you decided HOW you're gonna wash it yet?

yeah was unsure before but gonna stick it on the 40C non fast colour wash, seems a safe bet given advice

fortunately though the away shirt is black so it will never need washing

All depends what gets spilt on it Styler. There are some things that show up on black shirts when it dries

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'toothpaste'

swap it for this seasons vikings top and you'll know what hope, despair and crap smell like at the same time.

As well as the away shirt being a gash colour.

How did the wash go, styler mate? I was thinking of getting a new shirt for our NRC Final clash against Barrow.

confidence or arrogance, look where statments like these got leeds united in this seasons play offs

Yeah - but they're rubbish and overrated.

and if we start to believe our own hype we will think we can walk all over teams, if widnes printed off that comment and showed it to their players before the game. Teamtalk done.

Why would Widnes players be motivated by me calling Leeds United rubbish? Widnes will be motivated simply by turning up, listening to their 1,000+ fans on the North terracing and the words of wisdom by their former Super League coach. They will be motivated by their Chairman's demands. They will be motivated by the fact that they're playing the top club in the league to date.

i was referring to Tonys comment. The first time we became arrogant was Matt Calland's country mile comment and we lost the game after. We just need to remember we aren't the only good team in our league

everything passed safely, though i creamed myself after yesterdays result now it needs another scrub

Hey, ads7fax, I ain't dumb enough to think Widnes will be easy, I was joking, mate see .....

But it would be a comical scene ... Paul Cullen handing a print out of my comments to his players in the changing room before the match, complete with Basil Brush avatar, shouting ".. And let's make sure Tony Fax doesn't get to buy that new shirt!". Hmmmmmm .... but maybe Cullen WOULD do summat like that?

Bum bum!

Edited for realism

Cullen may just do something like that he is one of the thinkers of the modern game

probably would be too busy with sky to go on a computer anyway