John Sharp appointed as new Fev coach after quitting his role as head of match officials

Good to see Fev being written off, that's when we've tended to be at our best in recent years.

I didn't say that, I asked a question. What has he done?

You had best start hoping that is the case because whispers seem to suggest you not making the top 4 this season could be pretty much a disaster.

We're Fev. We'd be lost without a couple of disasters every season. Anyway, we're only going on whispers, I need to at least hear some rumours, and preferably some hearsay, or even some gossip, before I take any notice.

He's done nothing. Nothing at all. All the new sponsors and new deals tied up for next year have been sorted out by nobody. POSKITT OUT